Found this online. Made me smile.
How To Cook A Turkey:
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out...................;)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
4 comments:
Same to you. Happy Thanksgiving!
Cheers!
Hey Tumin
Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving.
Halloween & Thanksgiving, both American tradition, are catching on in Malaysia but sadly, the former at a speed much faster than the latter.
Joshua
You surprise me by always dropping by. Often I forget to reply but when I browse through and see your comment, I feel happy again.
Double happiness, so to speak.
So let me wish you again, Happy New Year 2012.
:D
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